S1 E1: Confused Since Forever
Ryan George proves humans have always been hilariously bad at life, from clueless time travelers and awkward bathroom stalls to uncles who can't spot AI and aliens learning the rules of dating.
21 minutes
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Ryan George proves humans have always been hilariously bad at life, from clueless time travelers and awkward bathroom stalls to uncles who can't spot AI and aliens learning the rules of dating.
21 minutes
Ryan George explains sex to aliens, discovers Taylor Swift as a 90s time traveler, debates animal noises, navigates the world's first divorce, calls out bad podcasts, and invents "bless you."
23 minutes
Ryan George time-travels to Apple Vision Pro, invents coffee jitters, panics over anxious emails, explains alcohol to aliens, suffers melatonin dreams, names fruit, and struggles with 2025's news.
22 minutes
Ryan George navigates friends-with-benefits, explains marriage to aliens, protects dogs from identity theft, sells products to politicians, debuts toilet paper ads, judges algorithms, and dodges TV show hype.
23 minutes
From "who sold neck pillows first?" to "why is eggplant named like that," we time-hop through first actors, first artists, and a 90s traveler discovering social media-and FAME-faster than airport WiFi.
20 minutes
A 90s time hopper meets Meta's Threads, humanity invents the fast food, an alien discovers smoking, Pringles get a slogan, red carpets tell the truth, movies age badly, and English spelling attacks on sight.
21 minutes
We freefall into the first skydive, decode insect name chaos, explain milk to an alien, witness the original scam, watch a 90s traveler meet NFTs, and level up through gaming while adulthood quietly nerfs us.
20 minutes
Everyday terrors hijack Fear Factor, an office worker spawns, Google search feels like a maze, a 90s traveler meets Elon Musk, airports are the worst at 4AM, and the worst part of gaming.
21 minutes
We peptalk our way into "success," slam into entry-level walls, blow a 90s mind with Netflix, flex overpriced T-shirts, witness the world's first bar, and explore the reasons behind animals' names.
20 minutes
From turning "being annoying" into payroll to adulthood orientation, we drop a 90s traveler into the Google era, witness the birth of the toxic fan, take the first vacation ever, and watch pirates come up with their brand strategy.
20 minutes
How modern user-friendliness actually feels: engineered discomfort in planes, the internet's committee-born beginnings, insurance monetizing anxiety, ticket buying buried in fees and queues, Amazon as a click maze, and fans celebrating like owners.
20 minutes
From the first bullfighter to the first cat, dog, and bird owners, we invent the zoo, imagine cats and dogs hosting podcasts, and tackle the eternal question of why your pet is staring at nothing-and should you be worried?
21 minutes